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monsterbeats618

Registered: 05/22/12
Posts: 16
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  • Your last name stays put.
  • The garage is all yours.
  • Wedding plans take care of themselves.
  • You can never be pregnant.
  • Chocolate is just another snack.
  • You can open all your own jars.
  • You can play with toys all your life.
  • You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  • Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  • Your underwear is $9.95 for a three-pack.
  • You never have strap problems in public.
  • People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  • New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
  • You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
  • Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
  • You! are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  • Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  • You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  • You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  • You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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longchamp

Registered: 05/16/12
Posts: 10
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Love Affair?

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, 'What did you steal?'

She replied, 'A can of peaches.'

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. 
The judge then said, 'I will then give you 6 days in jail.'

Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. 

The judge said, 'What is it?'

The husband said, 'She also stole a can of peas.'


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